Dear cyclists of London

(  )  I am a vehicle.

(  )  I am a pedestrian.

Please make a fucking decision and tick as appropriate.

Yours sincerely,
Digressica.

8 Responses to Dear cyclists of London

  1. Didn’t you know- the Highway Code doesn’t apply to cyclists.

  2. Hi! I’m a cyclist, a pedestrian and a driver and I feel that when i’m a cyclist i’m always right, when i’m a driver i’m always right and when i’m a pedestrian i’m always right too! I mostly cycle round deserted country lanes though so I dont come across many paths. I’m a very well behaved cyclist ;o)

  3. I would like Sunshine Coast cyclists to do this also. You know me and cyclists… They just need a smack up the side of the head. Idiots. Go to a gym.

  4. Arg! Don’t get me started on bloody cyclists.

    “Hmm. I’ll go on the pavement. No, I’ll go on the road. Oooo, I’ll jump a red light. If I put my hand out I have every right to cut you off.”

    Bastards.

  5. ( x ) I am an awesome pink folding bike and sometimes I like to burn off red buses and sometimes I like to weave across the footpath – either way I’m right.

  6. You know, I haven’t seen any bike issues in Darwin. How weird that I haven’t noticed not complaining about them. (of course now I’ll see 20 the next time I go out driving! LOL)

  7. Thats funny, they all get out of the way of a Hummer!!

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