Excuse #1
I have been MOVING.
Not just moving interSTATE. Not just moving interCOUNTRY. Not just moving interCONTINENT. Not just moving interHEMISPHERE. Not just moving interPLANET.
No, wait. Go back one. I was moving interhemisphere.
Excuse #2
I live in Australia now. We don’t have the internets. I’ve had to borrow one from New Zealand just to write this post. It needs to be back by noon tomorrow or there will be a late fee.
Excuse #3
My laptop was stolen… by a PIRATE!
Excuse #4
The escalating excitement in the lead-up to the latest Harry Potter movie made me nervous to leave my house in case I fell victim to a geek stampede (or started one), so I haven’t had much to blog about. Now that it’s out in cinemas and all the people who can’t read know that Dumbledore is dead, I feel safe again.
Excuse #5
I got a score of 255 playing Paper Toss on my iPhone. That took some work.
Excuse #6
MasterChef.
Excuse #7
I’ve been back underground in the recording studio, rocking and rolling and whatnot. Takes me like three hours just to get cool enough to walk in there in the morning. I have to spend at least forty minutes of that time making John Travolta faces in the bathroom mirror.
Excuse #8
