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we live in dangerous times

September 1, 2009 · 2 Comments

NARCISSISTER: My housemate’s ex-husband doesn’t know she has a new boyfriend.

ME: Oh?

MUM: Why?

NARCISSISTER: Not sure. But she said if the ex ever comes around when the boyfriend is there, she wants me to pretend he’s my boyfriend. Which is ridiculous.

ME: Er… yeah. Don’t do that.

MUM: No! No, do NOT do that. That’s how people get shot.

ME: *blink*

NARCISSISTER: *blink*

ME: *blink blink*

NARCISSISTER: What?

MUM: Well, you just don’t know… he could be dangerous.

ME: *shoves fist in mouth*

NARCISSISTER: *tears of hilarity form in corners of eyes*

ME: *silently shaking with mirth*

NARCISSISTER: *falls off chair onto floor*

MUM: Oh yes, very funny.

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