I told you I used to have one.
Check out how awesome I thought I was. Just leaps right out atcha, don’t it? Look, it was the eighties. We all did some things we regret.
And just to make myself feel marginally better and prove that I wasn’t always such an unfortunate-looking child…
Phew. Ice-cream face. Nowadays I pretty much look the same as this, except I have dark hair and my clothes aren’t as cool. I’m a little taller.
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And you call ME Narcissister… Although, unlike you, the mullet truly was made of awesome. Did you tell them the haircut followed an attempt at styling of your own?
PS. I LOVED those googly-eyed t-shirts we had! Wish that cute owl one was still kicking around… Wonder if mum would make another for Man Cub now…?
As a one time proud sporter of the mullet ( it is the perfect cut to show off your rebellious side when you wear a hockey helmet 8 months of the year.) I have to ask what is the difference between it and the cut you have now. I see that the hair over your ears is longer but thats about it. You still have a fringe and hair down your back, so, uh, congratulations on figuring out how not to look foolish. Remember we are all only two snips away from a mullet at any time. Except for baldy’s, of course, they will never be cool. Be true to the dork you once were, you do look ever so happy then, not angry like that banner pic of you on the top of this page. ( which I know is just a front… tender, tender Jessica.)
Oh, Stevie, come on. You’ve met me. I clearly haven’t figured out how to not look foolish.
FYI, the mullet’s key point of difference (which, to be fair, is hard to see in this photo) is the combination of long hair at the back and short hair up on top. (Business in the front, party in the back.)