This morning I called my doctor’s office in Swiss Cottage.
“Hi, can I book an appointment please?”
“Certainly. Would you like to see any particular doctor?”
“Anyone is fine.”
“Okay, let me see… yes, you can come in on the first of the fifth.”
“The… first of May?”
“Yes.”
“Of MAY?”
“Yes.”
“Three months from today? Do you… have anything sooner than that?”
“Hmm, let’s see, I’ll have a look.”
*brief pause*
“Ah, yes. How’s tomorrow at 10:20am?”
Derrrrrrrrr NHS.
